This comment cracked me up

  • Me:

    Hey B, I saw your friend *Joe* the other day, he says hi.

  • My brother:

    Oh, that dude is weird.

  • Me:

    Why is he weird?

  • My brother:

    He does things he shouldn't.

  • (I don't quite know why, but the phrase "He does things he shouldn't" cracked me up. *not the real name.)