This comment cracked me up
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Me:
Hey B, I saw your friend *Joe* the other day, he says hi.
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My brother:
Oh, that dude is weird.
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Me:
Why is he weird?
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My brother:
He does things he shouldn't.
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(I don't quite know why, but the phrase "He does things he shouldn't" cracked me up. *not the real name.)